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Joke of the Day
"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"
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"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."
"What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto"
"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."
"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."
"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."
"I got kicked out of the cancer ward at my hospital today. Apparently laughter isn't the best medicine."
"If Apple made cars... ...would they have Windows installed?"
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
"Skeletor: Nice ride He-Man: Thanks Skeletor: Prince Adam has a pet tiger too He-Man: Yeah? Complete different guy though"