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Joke of the Day
"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"
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"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU 8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass."
"What is E.T. short for? It has little legs."
"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."
"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."
"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"
"You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want....."