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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."
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"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."
"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"
"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"
"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"A husband and a wife were having dinner... ... the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'. The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!'"
"i started carrying a knife on me after an attempted mugging three years ago. since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
" . The joke does not translate."
"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""