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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved, checking his mentions while driving."
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"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."
"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"
"My spirit animal is a tapeworm."
"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""
"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"
"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."
"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."
"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."