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Joke of the Day
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
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"[team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*"
"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."
"I'm not saying she's a slut but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."
"What's the difference between an intern and bird shit? No one intentionally steps on bird shit."
"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"
"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"