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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an intern and bird shit? No one intentionally steps on bird shit."
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"Protein in my laundry If you captured it all you'd be able to fuel a Chi Psi chapter right before a lacrosse tournament."
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"Crimea River What did say to bama."
"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."
"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."
"Jesus Christ.. ..."
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."