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Joke of the Day
"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""
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"Lindsay Lohan's personal chef is just a pinata full of cocaine."
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""
"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"
"Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and he redistributes all of the drinks until everyone has the same amount of alcohol ..."
"What's the difference between a Brit and an American? The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking."
"My cum smells like bleach Too bad it didn't kill my ex."
"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"