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Joke of the Day

"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""

"I used to be in a relationship with a Mobius loop It was very one-sided."

"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."

"What's the difference between a baby and a tree? Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off."

"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"

"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."