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Joke of the Day

"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"Bread -mummy I'm tired of always eating bread from yesterday! When will we eat bread that was made TODAY? -tomorrow darling."

"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."

"What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile."

"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."

"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."

"As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.."