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Joke of the Day
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
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"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."
"When I send someone email instructions that end with ""Let me know if you have trouble,"" I'm really saying, ""Let me know if you're an idiot."""
"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."
"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Quiet."