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Joke of the Day
"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"
Next Joke
"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"
"Hostess:There's a 45 min wait Me:Do you know who I am? I have THOUSANDS of followers! H:Let me ask my manager *2 min later H:It'll be 43 min"
"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."
"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."
"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"
"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"
"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!"
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"