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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Quiet."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet? It's cyber-terrorism."
"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."
"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."
"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"
"Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage"
"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
"Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going"
"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"