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Joke of the Day
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
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"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."
"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."
"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"
"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"
"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."