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Joke of the Day
"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."
Next Joke
"There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast."
"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"
"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"
"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."
"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."
"Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P."