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Joke of the Day
"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."
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"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"
"All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house."
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."
"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""
"Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep."""
"Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls."
"Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them."