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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month."

"I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves."

"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."

"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."