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Joke of the Day

"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"

"What is another name for a Jewish guest? A visitorah Sorry"

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat ;)"

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"

"Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?"