202096

Joke of the Day

"Websites never remember me :("

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it."

"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."

"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."

"It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself."

"How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"Did you hear about the guy who wears as many watches as he can, while trying to collect every type? He has way too much time on his hands."