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Joke of the Day
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
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"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man."
"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."
"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"
"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"
"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."
"What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Spine"
"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"
"When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."