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Joke of the Day
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."
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"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."
"How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? [Click here to find out the answer.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_busy_for_hours/)"
"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""
"Twitter - We built this city on block and troll......"
"Dentist: ""When was the last time you flossed?"" Me: ""BRO, you were there."""
"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."
"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."