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Joke of the Day
"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."
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"I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately. I think I need a Reality Czech."
"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."
"So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated... ...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon."
"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"
"A man drowned this morning eating a bowl of muesli. A strong current pulled him under."
"Your life is like a box of chocolates It will kill your dog."