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Joke of the Day
"Your life is like a box of chocolates It will kill your dog."
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"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."
"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"
"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."
"Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll hang back with these two"
"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."
"That's the story about a penguin breathing by his ass One-day he sit and dye"