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Joke of the Day
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."
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"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"
"What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up."
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"
"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."
"What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!"
"As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "