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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh. If I put my ear on it I can smell the sea."
"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""
"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."