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Joke of the Day

"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"

"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."

"I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it."

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."

"I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut."

"Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."