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Joke of the Day

"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"

"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"

"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""

"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."

"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."

"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"

"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."

"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"

"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."

"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."