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Joke of the Day

"What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!"

"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."

"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."

"A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead.*"""

"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."