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Joke of the Day

"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"Want to hear a joke told backwards? Upvote first."

"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"

"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"

"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"

"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."

"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."