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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"

"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"

"What do acids hate Lyes"

"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."

"You should be able to get out of a speeding ticket if you can prove you were listening to a kick-ass song."

"Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls."

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."

"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."