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Joke of the Day
"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."
"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."
"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"
"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."
"My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified."
"The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him."
"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"