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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."

"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""

"""Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."" Taxidermy is invented."

"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."

"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."

"Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together."

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"