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Joke of the Day
"Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together."
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"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."
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"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"
"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say ""Help, they turned me into a parrot"" you wasting everybody's time Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"