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Joke of the Day
"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."
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"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"
"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."
"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"
"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid... I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."