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Joke of the Day

"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."

"New research suggests that humans are double-minded... No they're not!"

"[religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: ""God loves you."" You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too"

"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."

"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex"

"All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive! -Magic Johnson"

"Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that"

"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"