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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the seeing eye dog."
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"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"
"i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal"
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."
"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en"
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""