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Joke of the Day

"A police officer respectfully acknowledges a black man as the man walks past the police station Title"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"My job is secure. No one else wants it."

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"Patron: Hey there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?"

"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."

"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."