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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke stop being funny? When you repost it."
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"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."
"911: I'd like to report a Twief! 911: What? A Twurglar! 911: I don't follow You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!"
"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"
"December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve."
"It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs... they always take things, literally."
"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
"When I smell weed coming from my neighbors house I call him pretending I'm the Mexican Cartel, and accuse him of stealing my drugs."
"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."
"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"