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Joke of the Day
"It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs... they always take things, literally."
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"*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right"
"What do u call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"
"When a cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, smile, take their hand in yours and say, ""Sounds like somebody needed a friend"""
"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"
"I've given up sexual innuendo for Lent... so far it's been pretty hard."
"I like my women like I like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed"
"[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup"