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Joke of the Day
"It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs... they always take things, literally."
Next Joke
"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."
"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."
"Remember ""pantsing"" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants"
"How do farmers find their sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!!"