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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
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"What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke? Diet coke has better advertising."
"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
"'What I'm about to say is extremely important!!' -Drunk people"
"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"
"iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear."
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"