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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
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"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""
"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"
"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"
"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"
"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"