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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"Why cant asians drive? Because cars takes you from A to B"

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1 Karl Marx: 0"

"Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."

"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years I didn't want to interrupt her."