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Joke of the Day
"The Victoria's Secret models should use their wings to fly to a food source."
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"The best thing about being a woman is having two stress balls attached to your chest."
"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."
"What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ""K"" instead of ""OK""?"
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
"If con is the opposite of pro... ... then congress is the opposite of progress."
"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"how do you know Jesus was a virgin? Could you keep it up knowing you'll be screaming ""Oh my dad"" during sex?"
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"