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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."
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"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"
"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"
"Why sharks are afraid to borrow money from other sharks! Because they are not just sharks, they are loan sharks!"
"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"
"Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside."
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? For fingering A Minor"
"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."