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Joke of the Day

"I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone."

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"

"I once was lost, but now I'm drunk, was blind but now, I pee."

"My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars"

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."

"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."