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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when flu season comes early? Premature inoculation."

"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."

"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"

"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."

"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."

"What's a good Mexican joke?"

"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."