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Joke of the Day

"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""

"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"

"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you."

"What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange"

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off an apologize."