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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."

"Just been banned from my church's Easter service. Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't ""Ta-Daa!"""

"There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu"

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"

"How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal."

"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"