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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend needs an abortion.... And Mexico is gonna pay for it."
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"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
"What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !"
"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"
"Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden."
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It is not hard."