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Joke of the Day
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
Next Joke
"What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo"
"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."
"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."
"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."
"this is the police, we have u surrounded come out with your hands on ur head, then ur shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes"
"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."
"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."
"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."
"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."