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Joke of the Day

"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."

"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"

"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""

"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."

"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"

"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"

"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."