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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems"

"My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding, he is actually sitting at home."

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."