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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
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"Netflix: we are the top online streaming service. Best in the world. Me: can I rewind 10 seconds without ruining everything? Netflix: no"
"How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations."
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"Hey suns wearing sunglasses: that's not going to help, stupid. Think about it."
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Don't know they're just a bit shady."
"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."
"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."
"I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I'm a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray."