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Joke of the Day

"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""

"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"

"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""

"I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots."

"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."

"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."

"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"