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Joke of the Day

"Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses."

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."

"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"

"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."